fuckthecause
archived:
2004-04-13 - Munchtime is the most important snack of the day
2004-04-12 - getting beat up is the luxury tax you pay for being stupid and having a big mouth
2003-11-18 - Did you just call me a Tomcat?
2003-10-22 - boys please
2003-09-30 - Fuck the champagne! We want gin!
2003-09-26 - 'look at all the yum yums'
2003-09-22 - And he said 'Oh boy, you are so pretty, enough to wrap tight in rice paper string.'
2003-09-19 - 'And then the policeman said "shitting fuck"'
2003-09-01 - Howdy Doody looking motherfucker
2003-08-29 - Have you tried pulling your socks all the way up?
2003-08-22 - countdown
2003-08-17 - My Shoes Hurt!
2003-08-14 - there was a girl her name was Apple
2003-08-07 - Oh you've got green eyes, Oh you've got blue eyes, Oh you've got grey eyes, and I've never met anyone quite like you before
2003-08-04 - La foule
2003-08-02 - cocksucker
2003-07-29 - -
2003-07-25 - "what did you expect it to smell like? Bleeding ass?"
2003-07-23 - Only the British can fly
2003-07-21 - There's no such thing as a talking junkie
2003-07-17 - Picky Whore
2003-07-16 - she ate me up for breakfast, she screwed me in a vice
2003-07-15 - I've got the magic clit
2003-07-12 - Nana Pat is pretty rocking once she's had a couple of dubonets on the rocks that classy bitch
2003-06-25 - In an interstellar burst, I'm back to save the universe
2003-06-20 - yeah, I bet you are
2003-06-14 - dance you fucker
2003-06-13 - Heeeyy Bitches!
2003-06-11 - a fantabulous night to make romance....
2003-06-06 - so why don't you join in the t-t-t-twenty four hour party people?
2003-06-04 - sweet cuppin' cakes
2003-06-02 - 'sorry I sucker punched you in church'
2003-06-01 - Hands up for Hollywood (hooray!)
2003-05-29 - PoMo
2003-05-27 - testicle-ish
2003-05-25 - real cool lover's rock
2003-05-23 - saara's IQ of 30 aggressively asserts itself
2003-05-21 - drunk slugs and gutter punk fucks
2003-05-20 - 'Doug dug a hole and buried his head, but he couldn't get it out 'cuz he was dead!'
2003-05-19 - 'I don't care if he squats over a mirror with two fingers up his ass.'
2003-05-18 - tiffany 'look me up and stalk me' perez
2003-05-16 - punk fucking rock
2003-05-15 - 'a blue light special in the red light district!'
2003-05-14 - by the way you smell, I can tell you're fifteen
2003-05-13 - Slag, slag, slaging
2003-05-12 - searching for zippers, finding only seams
2003-05-10 - "Our research shows that Homo sapiens experience extreme agitation and an urge to flee when pelted with baseball-sized lumps of primate scat,"
2003-05-09 - fucking off and dying-done and done
2003-05-07 - "This is my breakfast"
2003-05-06 - 'less endearing, more creepster junky perverted
2003-05-05 - The Dingo Kids Meet O.J. Simpson
2003-05-02 - I think you know what time it is, it's time to get ill
2003-05-01 - fuck all y'all
2003-04-29 - I rarely apologize or admit I am wrong - consider yourself honoured
2003-04-29 - worse than fucking hipsters
2003-04-26 - C'etait pour la passion
2003-04-25 - What a difference a day makes/24 little hours/ for the sun and the flowers/ where there used to be rain
2003-04-24 - There was something hard in there, Larry, and it was your fucking dick!
2003-04-22 - 7 year olds know where babies come from, I, apparently, do not
2003-04-22 - girl gone wild actually just regular girl, only more insecure and drunk
2003-04-20 - tonight I want to celebrate wit